Nutria Palooza


Courtesy U.S. FWS

What鈥檚 trendy this holiday season? Invasive species. On Sunday in New York City, New Orleanians gathered to show off one of their worst鈥攁nd now, most fashionable鈥攁t an event called Nutria Palooza, part of designer Cree McCree鈥檚 campaign. She won a grant from the to bring the fur of this semi-aquatic rodent back into vogue, and all the way to Brooklyn.

Nutria are native to South America. Introduced to Louisiana in the 30s to bolster its fur trade, they鈥檝e become a force that, like a small hurricane, is eating away at the state鈥檚 already vanishing coast. While Louisiana鈥檚 native counterpart, muskrats, prefer the tips of plants, nutria are larger basal-stem lovers that dig up and kill their forage. As a result, 鈥渆at-outs鈥濃攑atches of open water caused by the rodents鈥攃an be seen from the air, amounting to over 8,000 acres of habitat damage in the Barataria-Terrebonne Basin (or even land loss, if the tides wash rootless sediment away). An estimated 20 million nutria swim rampant in this 4.2 million acre estuary between the Mississippi and Atchafalaya rivers.

A decade ago, Louisiana spent $2 million trying to convince its citizens that this swamp rat was delectable, but, however nutritious, its meat hasn鈥檛 caught on. Now the state鈥檚 offers a $5 bounty for every tail, and this year proved the program鈥檚 most successful: Over 400,000 nutria were culled. But most of those carcasses simply sank, unused, into the brackish. So if you鈥檙e going to sport fur, why not consider nutria an option?

Models in various degrees of fur milled about Nutria Palooza, held at the artist鈥檚 venue . Some outfits were only lightly trimmed, others quite hairy. Steve Garofano, an NYC musician formerly of NOLA, described his costume for me: 鈥淚t鈥檚 a weird dialectic. I鈥檝e got an animal pelt above the waist, and a fishing net鈥濃攏ot fishnet, but a literal fishing net鈥斺渂elow.鈥 His nutria coat was accented by an alligator gar scale pendant, which he rightly judged as 鈥渟traight up primordial.鈥 His net/skirt looked airy, but his fur top and white shrimp boots (鈥淐ajun Reeboks鈥) not so much. 鈥淣utria is indicative of what can happen if we鈥檙e not careful,鈥 Garofano offered, 鈥渂ut it鈥檚 also a good opportunity.鈥 The same could have been said of his outlandish garb.

The show began when a model in a nutria bikini and plastic whiskered nose climbed acrobatically into a hoop dangling over the catwalk. (Or ratwalk?) And it concluded, during the auction portion of the evening, when a male model in a tankini performed lasciviously, among the crowd, in a brazen effort to raise both awareness for Louisiana鈥檚 wetlands and the bid for his wear from $40 to $45. Don鈥檛 be fooled: One head-to-ankle ensemble鈥攁n aviator hat, jacket and leg muffs, all nutria鈥攚ent for $650. Whew. Nutria pelt is hot: Check out a few .